The A-Z of Chief Officer Job Titles for IT

Everything seems to be Chief XX Officer today so thought maybe we could structure the whole of IT into CxO job titles.Here is my attempt at an A-Z of Chief Officer Titles for IT:-
Chief Application Officer
Chief Bandwidth Officer
Chief Development Officer
Chief Environment Officer
Chief Frameworking Officer
Chief Gaming Officer
Chief Hardware Officer
Chief Information Officer
Chief Java Officer
Chief Knowledge Officer
Chief Learning Officer
Chief Mobile Officer
Chief Normalisation Officer
Chief Operations Officer
Chief Process Officer
Chief Quality Officer
Chief Return on Investment Officer
Chief Systems Officer
Chief Technology Officer
Chief User Friendly Officer
Chief Virtualisation Officer
Chief Wireless Officer
Chief Xpert Systems Oficer
Chief Yesman Officer
Chief Zipping Officer